A word from our manager, Mr Lucky...

The Shaker Makers? Oh yes. If you like Girls Aloud, forget it. Forced me to take them on after large amounts of cheap beer. Nice bunch, though. Shane and Bow were rehearsing as a 3 piece in Erith (look it up) whilst Steve and Bob were talking bands whilst playing snooker. Got together this blues/r&b/country outfit with up and coming harmonica guy John and insane drummer Chris. A lot of people like them for some reason which escapes me. Keep telling them that it's death metal that people want, but they never listen. Anyway, Kylie's not doing much at the moment so I'm getting them some gigs, so do come and see them. Don't forget to give the entrance fee to me: I'll be at the bar with a pink tie and a red nose. By the way, you might also want to check out my new bands "Survivors from the Mental Health System" and "The Walkie Talkies" if they come down your way. Cheers.